Collection

All the cards in one place.

Another Human Wild

New Baby

Another Human? Wild.

From $8.00 AUD

For the miracle of reproduction and your mixed feelings about it.

Congrats on the New Baby

New Baby

Congrats on the New Baby

From $8.00 AUD

Warm enough to count. Dry enough to still sound like you.

Guess You'll Do

Valentine's Day

Guess You'll Do

From $8.00 AUD

For Valentine's Day when romance feels like a practical decision.

Ho Ho Ugh

Christmas

Ho Ho... Ugh.

From $8.00 AUD

For forced cheer, Secret Santa, and festive exhaustion.

Silent Night, Passive-Aggressive Morning

Christmas

Silent Night, Passive-Aggressive Morning

From $8.00 AUD

For festive mornings, family gatherings, and emotional survival.

Very Happy Birthday I Guess

Birthday

Very Happy Birthday, I Guess

From $8.00 AUD

For birthdays that deserve acknowledgement, not a full emotional performance.

Another Year Older... Still Not My Problem

Birthday

Another Year Older... Still Not My Problem

From $8.00 AUD

For surviving another year without making it everyone else's problem.

Ugh Fine Be My Valentine

Valentine's Day

Ugh Fine, Be My Valentine

From $8.00 AUD

For the person you tolerate more than most. Which is basically love.

Hope It's Good Or Whatever

Birthday

Hope It's Good Or Whatever

From $8.00 AUD

Low-effort birthday energy with maximum emotional honesty.

Roses Are Red

Valentine's Day

Roses Are Red

From $8.00 AUD

Romance, but with the appropriate amount of threat and sarcasm.

Wow You Own Walls Now

New Home

Wow You Own Walls Now

From $8.00 AUD

A little housewarming applause for the bold choice of mortgage stress.